You were nearly guilty of my death for obtaining that cat.
Don’t be so dramatic! My baby would never hurt anyone.
What do you mean by that?
Shut. Up. Or I will personally see to it that you are immediately castrated.
And where the fuck are you?
Kurt’s house. His dad is letting me stay with them.
Yes, yes I am. Not to fear though, little brother. I’ll make sure to buy somewhere with a spare bedroom for you to use when your up to your business with Creepy Kurt.
Coop, you can’t leave me alone in this house with… them. I honestly don’t think I can handle it and they’d never let me go with you. And why is Kurt creepy?
I’m glad you want to change your ways. Make a change, take MJ’s advice. Good Boy.
I hope you realise that you’re the douchey brother in context.
I don’t know how I ever considered it a possibility that you could be straight.
I’m a sneaky gay, what can I tell ya.
They’re wise people. I’m very efficient in the art of child minding. I was left to look after you on occasion and you didn’t get severely injured or turn out crazy.
Hm, yes, unfortunately I do remember. You might as well have been my dad, and that’s just weird. Although saying I didn’t turn out crazy is a little optimistic, don’t you think?
I’m going to be sick.
What was that? Come into your room with my pants still off and dance in your face? Oh, okay, as you wish.